i was blog hopping (my latest frenzy) and a few entry caught my eyes...they are either heart warming, touchy, eye-opener and forgetting gross...here goes:-
birthday... a blogger made me realized, since after enduring 2 childbirths, i reckon, it shud be the mother who should be celebrated...just think of it, all this while, it was the child who got the party celebrating them being born-but what about the mother who had to go thru tremendous labour pain (hours..and for some days) to push their heads out to the world...(not forgetting to mention very-very boring 'pantang' days)....
sex...this one i rather just "copy and paste' straight from the blogger's 'fingers...since it was so ____. you fill in the blank...a Q&A session in naz's blog:
RAHMAN: Are two condoms better than one for protection from pregnancy/STDs?
Me: No, two condoms offer LESS protection as the friction between them makes breakage more likely. Only use one and use it exactly as directed on the package.And do not, I repeat, do not use it to wrap your 'buah zakar.
'Pramugara Terlampau dari Penjara Sg.Buloh: My girl likes it in the ass, but banging her from the back makes me feel like a gay
Me: ~ duh... go bang her ass from the front then.
And another anal question –
Ayuih the Modern Day Sang Buaya: I was having anal sex, then when I pulled out my dick, I found a piece of Taugeh stuck to my dick! What do I do?
Me: Don’t eat the taugeh…. and tell your girl never eat taugeh before anal sex. Or even Maggi mee perisa kari, for that matter.
Bunny Boiler #1: How did the vibrator came about?
Me: The electromechanical vibrator was invented in the 1880s by Kelsey Stinner, a British physician as a way to treat hysteria without the fatigue accompanying manual stimulation of a woman's genitals!
In fact, the vibrator was the fifth household device to be electrified, following the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle and toaster -- ten years before the vacuum cleaner and electric iron.
At least we had our priorities right with that.
Bunny Boiler #2: What is the sweetest, most romantic, selfless gesture a girl could do to please a man?
Me: That's easy. Swallow!
eye-opener:
birthday... a blogger made me realized, since after enduring 2 childbirths, i reckon, it shud be the mother who should be celebrated...just think of it, all this while, it was the child who got the party celebrating them being born-but what about the mother who had to go thru tremendous labour pain (hours..and for some days) to push their heads out to the world...(not forgetting to mention very-very boring 'pantang' days)....
sex...this one i rather just "copy and paste' straight from the blogger's 'fingers...since it was so ____. you fill in the blank...a Q&A session in naz's blog:
RAHMAN: Are two condoms better than one for protection from pregnancy/STDs?
Me: No, two condoms offer LESS protection as the friction between them makes breakage more likely. Only use one and use it exactly as directed on the package.And do not, I repeat, do not use it to wrap your 'buah zakar.
'Pramugara Terlampau dari Penjara Sg.Buloh: My girl likes it in the ass, but banging her from the back makes me feel like a gay
Me: ~ duh... go bang her ass from the front then.
And another anal question –
Ayuih the Modern Day Sang Buaya: I was having anal sex, then when I pulled out my dick, I found a piece of Taugeh stuck to my dick! What do I do?
Me: Don’t eat the taugeh…. and tell your girl never eat taugeh before anal sex. Or even Maggi mee perisa kari, for that matter.
Bunny Boiler #1: How did the vibrator came about?
Me: The electromechanical vibrator was invented in the 1880s by Kelsey Stinner, a British physician as a way to treat hysteria without the fatigue accompanying manual stimulation of a woman's genitals!
In fact, the vibrator was the fifth household device to be electrified, following the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle and toaster -- ten years before the vacuum cleaner and electric iron.
At least we had our priorities right with that.
Bunny Boiler #2: What is the sweetest, most romantic, selfless gesture a girl could do to please a man?
Me: That's easy. Swallow!
eye-opener:
do u know what the above means?
it means dengan nama allah yang maha pemurah lagi maha mengasihani"....which is "bismilla hirrahma nirrahim"..:
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